When Lindsey and I were in Florida, we stayed with Kate Upton’s sister’s in-laws. N­­­­­­­­­ope, I didn’t spell that wrong…

We stayed with her sister’s, husband’s parents (get it…her sister’s in-laws), which, if we’re playing 6 degrees of separation from Kate Upton, is still another degree removed from that of her sister-in-law (or in this case brother-in-law)!

Does this stop me from thinking this “semi” connection is worth talking about? Nope…

A week later I’m standing in the grocery store checkout line with my mom, scanning the magazine covers for anything interesting and there she is on the cover of both Vanity Fair and Vogue! It’s kind of a rush to think that I “know” someone on the cover of these magazines. I point to one of the covers and say to my mom:

“I stayed with her sister’s in-laws when I was in Florida.” Mom was unfazed.

Fast forward a few more days, I’m standing in another checkout line with my friend, Crystal. I point to one of the covers and say:

“I stayed with her sister’s in-laws when I was in Florida.” Crystal commented on Kate Upton, but …

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